LGBT Pride Month has kicked off and is in its full swing. People all over the world seem to be celebrating at the fullest. My timeline is indeed full of colors this month!
But amidst all this, there has to be a privileged group that wants to make things all about themselves. Much like your relatives who come and cry at your festivities JUST to ruin them, straight people are nothing short of that either.
When I first heard about it…
Recently, a group of “straight” people is asking for a Straight Pride Parade. You might think this as a joke but they have all the details worked out. They have picked a route and are now waiting for a permit. They even demanded similar accommodations as the LGBT pride parade was being given.
All of this nonsense comes from an organization called Super Happy Fun America, who want to celebrate their heterosexuality.
Yeap, folks they had to fight long and hard to openly be STRAIGHT in a country.
When the news came out, many people were outraged at the audacity of straight people. Some celebrities even roasted them pretty badly…
Wow! Cool initiative, fellas!! Just a thought, instead of ‘Straight Pride’ parade, how about this: The ‘desperately trying to bury our own gay thoughts by being homophobic because no one taught us how to access our emotions as children’ parade? Whatta ya think? Too on the nose?? https://t.co/gaBWtq2PaL
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) June 5, 2019
Some were just straight up harsh and for the right reasons…
On Boston's "Straight Pride Parade." pic.twitter.com/VBndnrpYlo
— James Fell (@BodyForWife) June 4, 2019
While some were hilarious
isn’t a straight pride parade just traffic
— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) June 4, 2019
a straight pride parade would unironically be excellent to watch because
1- parades are gay as hell
2- there’s no way a parade put on by straight dudes wouldn’t be hilariously bad. it would reach tpusa diaper levels
pls let the boston straights do this.
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) June 5, 2019
straight pride parade marching down to LGBTQ+ pride to try and prove a nonexistent point pic.twitter.com/YS5xyKhfU9
— spidey (@SPDRMND) June 5, 2019
The tweet by James Fell perfectly encapsulates my emotions and sentiments towards the Straight Pride Parade. It’s crazy for people to ask for something like this when they never had to go through something that the LGBT had to. Every single day is a straight pride parade because you aren’t living in the fear of being killed or harmed.
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